we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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