We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
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Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
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You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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