Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
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I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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