he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
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It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
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He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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