I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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