i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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