ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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