It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
My vagina just clenched in fear
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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