Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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