I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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