Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Boobs are out for the taking
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
PANTIES FOUND
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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