fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...