I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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