we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
so much tequila, so little girl.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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