we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
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remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
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You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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