Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
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Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
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You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.