I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯