Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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