The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I wish I only lived at night.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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