1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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