Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
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Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
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Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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