This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
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Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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