we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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