Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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