OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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