Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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