my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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