Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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