The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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