I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Randomize
