Is it because I queefed?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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