I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
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I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
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Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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