How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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