If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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