So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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