i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
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Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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