sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
we're so committed to being not committed
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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