So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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