Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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