i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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