do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
