So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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