yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
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Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
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spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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