therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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