The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
