All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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