If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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