i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
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