Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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