I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
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Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
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You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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