your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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