Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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