I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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