...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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