singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Panties = found
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