We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
You made out with two different species that night
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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