doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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