I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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