your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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