But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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